Atom & His Package - Punk Rock Academy lyrics

i was fighting the mold in my bowl with my pee

when a thought popped into my head

if all of us hated high school so much

why was nothing ever changed?

so i called brian up with my plan that's red hot

a private institution in the name of punk-rock

we got some government funding & our own

private road & 666 for our radio snow code.

i had a dream when i was in high school that i

attended the punk rock academy & no one made fun

of me.

chris jensen's teaching science & he's still

running mountain.

we fired the gun from bad religion cuz he

sold punk rock out & we'll give the dirty punx a

dip & get rid of all their fleas.

and we'll never buy anything with a UPC.

we'll import a token joke & then we'll

kick his token ass & there will never ever be

a physical education class.

think about, you'll agree. it's the bizzity

bizzity bomb & maybe we can get assuck to

play the senior prom.