Asylum Street Spankers - If You Love Me (you'll Sleep In The Wet Spot) guitar chord

IF YOU LOVE ME(YOU’LL SLEEP IN THE WET SPOT)

ASLYLUM STREET SPANKERS

INTRO: D A D

D D7

Darlin, you say you love me, But there so many things

G D

you could do to prove that love to me.

You kiss me, and you hold me, bring me flowers all the time

E A

But that’s not enough to satisfy my needs

G D

If you love me, you’ll sleep on the wet spot.

A D

You’d buy my tampons, with your food stamps.

G D

You’d take out the garbage, clean out the cat box.

A D

If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours.

D D7

No you can’t watch Jerry Springer, cause my dadgum wrastlin’s on

G D

Now keep that baby just as quiet as a mouse

And get your booty in that kitchen, and fry me up

E A

some pork chops and eggs, like they do at waffle house.

G D

If you love me, you’ll sleep on the wet spot.

A D

You’d buy my tampons, with your food stamps.

G D

You’d take out the garbage, clean out the cat box.

A D

If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours.

G

Quit your snorin, it’s so borin,

and I’m freezin, cause your teasin me

D

with just the corner of the covers,

I could smother your face,

Bm

with the pillow, billowin’ the sheets

E A

when you roll on the dog and he lets one, loose.

G D

If you love me, you’ll sleep on the wet spot.

A D

You’d buy my tampons, with your food stamps.

G D

You’d take out the garbage, clean out the cat box.

A D

If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours.

A D

If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours.

A D

Or sleep on the floor