Association - Never My Love lyrics

Performed by adam sandler and allen covert

Richie: "so ya doin’ good? "

Samantha: "yaI’m finehow ’bout you? "

Richie: "how good could I be? I haven’t seen you in three hours."

Samantha: "ohhhrichie. hey richiemy dad’s down the halland he doesn’t want me on the phone. so if I hang up on youit’s just because he’s coming."

Richie: "ok. so lookuhdo you wanna meet at the spring fling dance thi..."

[she hangs up phone]

[phone rings]

Richie: "hello? "

Samantha: "sorryI thought he was coming."

Richie: "that’s ok. soabout the dance. do you wanna meet

Samantha: "ummwell my brother gets the car on friday nights."

Richie: "well that’s okI’ll come by and get you. lets say around..."

[she hangs up phone]

Richie: "come on.."

[phone rings]

Richie: "hey."

Samantha: "sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom."

Richie: "that’s ok. well lookuh.. what was I saying? oh yeahshould I pick you up at like seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin.."

[she hangs up the phone again]

Richie: "give me a break..."

[phone rings]

Richie: "hello."

Samantha: "sorry. it was just my dog."

Richie: "heywhat’s your dad’s problem anyways!? why can’t we talk? "

Samantha: "he just thinks I’m on the phone too much. oh my goduhI gotta go."

Richie: "don’t hang up!"

Samantha: "richieI can’t talk!"

Richie: "noI’m sick of this! put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk to him."

Samantha: "it’s not my dad."

Richie: "what? wellwho’s there? why can’t you talk? "

Samantha: "uhjust look richiesomeone is here."

Richie: "who’s there? is it a guy!? "

Samantha: "richie!"

Richie: "i knew it! I’ll kill him! put him on the phone!"

Samantha: "oh.. it’s just.. hold on."

[hands phone to guy]

Richie: "hey man! what the hell are you doing there!? samantha’s my girl!

You’d better stay away from her or I’ll make you wish you were never born!"

Buffoon: "fuckin’ shit!"

Richie: "yeahfuckin’ shit is right buddy! don’t think I’m kidding aroundman! I’m crazy! I’ll smash your head in! I swear to god!"

Buffoon: "one time I saw my grandmother in the shower. her bush starts above her belly button."

Richie: "yeahwell that’s too bad! but I’m still gonna come over there and beat your face in!"

[richie slams down phone]

Samantha: "what happened? was he mad? "

Buffoon: "my neighbor’s dog has a four inch clit!"

Samantha: "oh buffoonyou’re the coolest." [whispering] "i love you..."