Ass Ponys - Little Bastard lyrics

All fish-belly white

Wears gym trunks

And a tank-top shirt

When his grandma

Sees him playing with a knife

She says, "Put that down,

You're gonna get hurt."

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And she calls him Little Bastard

And she says it to his face

And he says, "Don't call me Little Bastard,

Call me Snake."

Little Bastard

Has a re-occuring dream

That he's a pirate

On a sea of snakes

And when the waves come

You can listen to him scream

As the tide runs

Down his leg

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Little Bastard

All fish-belly white

Wears gym trunks

And a tank-top shirt

When his grandma

Sees him playing with a knife

She says, "Put that down

You're gonna get hurt."

CHORUS

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