Ass Ponys - Earth To Grandma lyrics

It's a cover for a tissue box

it's a clothespin duck and Funfur cat

And a crazy yarn and beer can hat

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Earth to Grandma

What the hell is that?

IT's a painted rock with google eyes

It's a match stick cross where Jesus died

It's a plaque that says, "I Heart My Home"

It's toothpicks, felt and styrofoam

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