Arrogant Worms - The Beer Song lyrics

Oh what is the malted liquor

What gets you drunker quicker

What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer!)

Can't get enough of it (Beer!)

How I really love it (Beer!)

Makes me think I'm a man

(Beer!) I could kiss and hug it (Beer!)

But I'd rather chug it (Beer!)

Fill my belly up to here (Beer!)

I could not refuse a (Beer!)

I could really use a (Beer!... Beer!...Beer!...)

I can't remember how much I have had

I drank a twelve-pack with my dad

That's my son the drunken manly stud

I'm proud to be his bud

Here have some pretzels"

No, I'll call it quits.

Those things give me the schlitz.

Drink with your family, drink it with your friends

Drink till your fat stomach distends

Beer is liquid bread it's good for you

We like to drink til we spew - ew!

Who cares if we get fat - I'll drink to that!

As we sing once more -

Golly I adore it

Come on dammit pour it

Do it for me brew it for me

Feed it to me speed it to me

The most wonderful drink in the world - Hooray!!

Thanks to EnjoyPA for correcting these lyrics