Arrogant Worms - Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass lyrics

oooooohhhhh

santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass

he's gonna kick your ass

he's gonna kick your ass

santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass

cuz you've always been a rotten little brat

reindeer coming and they're gonna bite your wreath

they're gonna chew your welcome mat

swallow your kitty cat

reindeer coming and they're gonna eat your begonias

cuz santa hasn't fed them in a month

santa's coming and he's gonna KICK your ass

he's gonna KICK your ass

he's gonna KICK your ass

santa's coming and he's gonna KICK your ass

cuz he's sick of shoveling snow and reindeer poo

elves are coming and they're gonna steal your turkey

wreck your tv

burn down your christmas tree

elves are coming and they're gonna trash your home

cuz they ain't got nothing else to do

santa's loaded with attitude

he's loud and drunk and smelly and rude

his workshops been closed by an auditor

and mrs. clause ran off with her chiropractor

santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass

he's gonna kick your ass

he's gonna kick your ass

santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass

cuz he's had a really crummy year