Arrogant Worms - Santa's Coming And He's Gonna Kick Your Ass lyrics

Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass

He's gonna kick your ass

He's gonna kick your ass

Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass

'cause you've always been a rotten little brat

Reindeer coming and they're gonna bite your wreath

They're gonna chew your welcome mat

Swallow your kitty cat

Reindeer coming and they're gonna eat your begonia's

'cause Santa hasn't fed them in a month

Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass

He's gonna kick your ass

He's gonna kick your ass

Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass

'cause he's sick of shoveling snow and reindeer poo

Elves are coming and they're gonna steal your turkey

Wreck your TV

Burn down your Christmas tree

Elves are coming and they're gonna trash your home

'cause they ain't got nothing else to do

Santa's loaded with attitude

He's loud and drunk and smelly and rude

His workshop's been closed by an auditor

And Mrs. Claus ran off with her chiropractor.

Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass

He's gonna kick your ass

He's gonna kick your ass

Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass

'cause he's had a really crappy year