Arrogant Worms - Mrs. Catto lyrics

Mrs. Catto gets up at eight

When she hears her budgie

She puts her glasses on her face

So she can see her budgie

She reads the horoscopes out loud

She reads them to her budgie

She puts on her favourite blouse

And she shows it to her budgie

Mrs. Catto loves her budgie

Mrs. Catto loves her budgie

Mrs. Catto loves her budgie

Very very very very much

Mrs. Catto calls her mom

She talks about her budgie

She writes a letter to someone

She writes about her budgie

Mrs. Catto takes a nap

She dreams about her budgie

She puts the birdcage on her lap

And she pets her budgie

Mrs. Catto loves her budgie

Mrs. Catto loves her budgie

Mrs. Catto loves her budgie

Very very very very much

Mrs. Catto makes a snack

She feeds it to her budgie

She picks up the neighbour's cat

She feeds it to her budgie

Jehovah's Witnesses drop by

She feeds them to her budgie

Mr. Brown stops by and says hi

And she feeds him to her budgie

Mrs. Catto loves her budgie

Mrs. Catto loves her budgie

Mrs. Catto loves her budgie

Very very very very much

(*spoken* Thank you for your time.)