Arrogant Worms - Mounted Animal Nature Trail lyrics

On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail

You'll be sure to see

All Mother Nature's favorite pets

All sitting rigidly.

They're never hungry anymore

They're last meal left them stuffed.

Don't worry they won't walk away

If you you try to pet they're fluff.

Where the dog goes... (pause)

And the cow goes... (pause)

And the bear goes... (pause)

And the pig goes... (pause)

And the crow goes... KWAH!

I guess it was alive.

You can see all this

At the Mounted Animal Nature Trail.

The Mounted Animal Nature Trail

It's good for mom and dad.

Where else can grandma and the kids

See the Silence of the Lambs.

Don't have to walk a hundred miles

Or climb the steepest hill.

And the only fiercesome sound you'll hear

Is the ringing of the till.

Where the dog goes... (pause)

And the bear goes... (pause)

And the cow goes... (pause)

And the pig goes... (pause)

And the crow goes... KWAH!

I guess it was alive.

You can see all this

At the Mounted Animal Nature Trail.

The only things that bite are the bugs.

Unlike any themepark the mice won't say hello.

And if your having problems with your own family pet.

You can bring him in and add him to the trail.

"Everybody!"

Where the dog goes... (pause)

And the cow goes... (pause)

"LOUDER!"

And the bear goes... (pause)

"YEAH!"

And the pig goes... (pause)

"WOO!"

And the crow goes...

"Hey dude I'm a crow."

I guess it was alive.

You can see all this

At the Mounted Animal Nature Trail.