Arrogant Worms - Malcolm lyrics

Billy solves his problems by calling up his Mom

Heather solves her problems with drugs and Alcohol

Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law

But Malcolm's got his own way and it's better than them all

Chorus

'Cause Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw (repeat 3 times)

and he never has the same problem twice

Whether it's a bill or a cheque arriving late

Rancid marble cheese or a steak that's second rate

Awful TV programs or a broken Elvis plate

Or his fiancee who dumps him because he's gaining weight

Chorus

vruum vruum (with accompanied screaming)

Problem solved.