Arrogant Worms - Losing Hair Under God lyrics

Oh Lord above

Say it's His only son

To spread the word of God to everyone

Jesus cured the lepers

And He healed the lame

But He left the bald men with their pain

Oh mighty Lord

I lost what I had

I've suffered the fate

Of my own Dad

I looked in the hills, the valleys and everywhere

But I can't see why you took my hair

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I'm losing my hair

I'm losing my hair

What was on my head

Is no longer there

When you see the light

It's my forehead's glare

Oh, don't you care

That I'm losing my hair

I tried to pray

And I tried to grieve

I tried the wig

And I tried the weave

I tried the transplant

And I tried the graph

But my hair

Is thinning fast

Oh my good Lord, why'd you'd take my hair?

Are you making a copy for heaven's stairs?

Is it defeat for all the chosen souls?

But in the meantime, my head's getting cold

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We are your children, and we are blessed

But most of my hair, is now on my chest

In your own wisdom, you took it off my head

Well couldn't you just drop me blind instead?

Oh Lord above, on judgement day

Will you forgive me for my toupee?

And when I march through the gates of pearl

Can I have hair in your afterworld?

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(Church bantering)

Oh mighty Lord, upon your throne

I've gotta know, do you use a comb?

Is your hair wavy, or is it blonde,

Is it curly, or is it gone!

Is to be bald to beat the band?

Cuz all the monks, have heads that shine

If that's your way, then I don't care

I'll sell my soul to get more hair

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