Arrogant Worms - Little Cuban Friend lyrics

I traveled south for a holiday

Drak some wine and mojitos

Played upon the white sand

And made myself an amigo

I ate some shrimp and papya

Thought the barbeque was grand

But unbeknowest to me I at

a little Cuban friend

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My little Cuban friend

Lives inside my digestive tract

My little Cuban friend

I wish that he'd go back

I traveled home on the plane

thought my trip was at an end

But at the immigration booth I forgot

My little Cuban friend

In my country and my bowels

He's and illegal alien

He's giving me intestinal cramps

My little Cuban friend

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I went to see my doctor

To see shet she would recommend

She gave me a perscription to kill

My little Cuban friend

I read the list they gave me

Of potential side effects

Scary, but worth elimimating

My little Cuban friend

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But now my head it feels like breaking

I'm projectile vomiting

It sprays around the room but at least

I'm getting better at darts

My hemorrhoids they itch so much

I'd like to sit upon a fence

I'm longing fo the old days

With my little Cuban friend