Arrogant Worms - It's Great To Be A Nerd lyrics

It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,

The only light we ever see is from our monitor

We argue about comic books and Internet connections

The biggest highlight of the year is the Star Trek Convention

Our Town's not big enough to sign up any stars

But we once met a red shirt who was phased by a Borg

It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,

We wear our Star Trek uniforms and talk like Captain Kirk

We have our own heroes, who we try to emulate,

I dream of one day being as sexy as Bill Gates

We hate watching sports cause were reading Carl Sagan

But we'd watch the Olympics if they played Dungeons and Dragons

I'm A hobbit

It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,

We think Tolkein was a genius and Shakespeare was a turd

We rarely get a date, or get talked to by a girl

Unless they're having trouble with their Algebra homework

Were emotionally bereft and sexually frustrated

But we can download photographs of agent Scully naked

(Nerdish Laugh)

It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,

We know the truth is out there but we'd have to leave our rooms

We are the nerds in your neiborhood

Polyesters a fashion statement

But theres more room on the beach for you

Cause were locked in our basement

It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,

We like to wear colors that do not appear in nature

It's great to be a poorly dressed

Fashionless

Star Treking

Role Playing

90 Pound

When Wet Down

Pasty Skin

Pop Drinking

Underfed Genius

Yes, It's great to be a Nerd,