Arrogant Worms - Head in the Freezer lyrics

When I'm dead put my head in the freezer

Right beside the corn and the peas

I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear

One day science will re-animate me

Oh I heard about the rich who when they die

Get themselves frozen cryogenic-wise

I know we can't afford to hire no company

When my heart don't beat no more and I lay rigourmortisously

But we got that freezer up on top our fridge

Can't squeeze in my whole body, baby, I'm just way too big

How I wish we had afforded that fancy Frigidaire

So you'd just have to chop off my legs and my derriere

When I'm dead put my head in the freezer

Right beside the corn and the peas

I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear

One day science will re-animate me

Oh I know baby, you're up for the task

You'll wrap me up with more than just string and plastic wrap

Using Tupperware, 'cause you care, and out of concern

That I'd come back to life with a case of freezer burn

When I'm dead put my head in the freezer

Right beside the corn and the peas

I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear

One day science will re-animate me

Oh when I thaw, when I thaw

Hope my new body's six feet tall or more

And if you can't find a man in time

Get a horse, I might make a nice centaur

Oh you'll see my face each night in your dreams

And when you go to the kitchen to fetch some ice cream

But don't worry honey, soon I'll be back on earth

When they cure death and get bodies for the rich guys first

When I'm dead put my head in the freezer

Right beside the corn and the peas

You can dispose of my body at your leisure

You know, I don't think that it ever suited me

When I'm dead put my head in the freezer

Right beside the corn and the peas

I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear

One day science will re-animate me