Arrogant Worms - Christmas Is Almost Here lyrics

Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Aaahhhggggrrr!

It's just five days till Christmas

I haven't done a thing

Don't even have a Christmas tree

I am panicking

Most lots are all sold out

I search until the night

I end up with a grubby shrub with a case of blight

Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Aaahhhggggrrr!

It's four days till Christmas

Still have to decorate

Spend hours in the basement

Until I find the crate

Of lights and bulbs and popcorn strings

Tangled in a knot

Then I spend the day separating what I've got

Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Aaahhhggggrrr!

It's three days till Christmas

I spent all day writing cards

I started writing letters now I just say best regards

I shove 'em in a mailbox and to the mall I go

To get gifts for Jim and Jane and

Tim and Uncle Joe

(and aunt Mavis and Grandma and ....)

Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Aaahhhggggrrr!

Two days till Christmas

A million things to do

Clean the house

Put on tea, company is due

Where are my relatives

Why haven't they shown up

I bet they're at the airport

I forgot to pick them up

Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Christmas is almost here

Aaahhhggggrrr!

Christmas is here

It's finally Christmas

The kids wake me up at five

I fall downstairs a messy haired zombie, half-alive

Spend all day serving company

Then fall down inert

If these are my holidays

I'd rather stay at work