Arrogant Worms - Christmas In Ignace lyrics

It's Christmas in Ignace

Mommy's got a rock

She'll give it to Daddy

It's Christmas in Ignace

(It's Christmas in Ignace)

It's Christmas in Ignace

Daddy's got a rock

He'll give it to Mommy

It's Christmas in Ignace

(It's Christmas in Ignace)

It's a jolly time

(here in Ignace)

As we decorate the Christmas Rock

It's a happy time

And if the children are good

They'll get toys to play with

Like rocks.

It's Christmas in Ignace

Bob's got a rock

But he's gonna keep it

It's Christmas in Ignace

(It's Christmas in Ignace)

It's Christmas in Ignace

Jill's got a rock

She gives it to Bob

Now he's got two

It's Christmas in Ignace

(It's Christmas in Ignace)

It's a jolly time

As we sit and watch Rocky 1,2,3,4,5

It's a happy time

Except for Malcolm

His tongue is stuck to the sign that says

"Welcome to Ignace"

It's Christmas in Ignace

And all through the houses

Not a creature is stirring

Except for the rats

That live here in Ignace

Under the rocks

That are played with by children

And thrown at Malcolm

Who's still stuck to the sign that says

"Welcome to Ignace"

It's Christmas in Ignace

(It's Christmas in Ignace)

(*spoken* Lulcum uh Ignuth!)