Arrogant Worms - Canada's Really Big lyrics

(spoken)

thank you very much

now we're very, uh, we're very patriotic canadians

and we'd like to take this moment to,

uh, to do our national anthem, that we wrote

When i look around me, i can't believe what i see

it seems as if this country has lost its will to live

the economy is lousy, we barely have an army

but we can still stand proudly because canada's really big

we're the second largest country on this planet earth

and if Russia keeps on shrinking, then soon we'll be first!

(as long as we keep quebec)

The USA has tanks, and switzerland has banks

they can keep them thanks, they just don't amount

cause when you get down to it, you find out what the truth is,

it isn't what you do with it, it's the size that counts

most people will tell you that france is pretty large

but you can put fourteen frances into this land of ours!

(it'd take a lot of work, it'd take a whole lot of work)

we're larger than malaysia, almost as big as asia

we're bigger than australia and it's a continent

so big we seldom bother to go see one another

but we often go to other countries for vacations

our mountains are very pointy, our prairies are not

the rest is kinda bumpy, but man do we have a lot!

(we've got a lot of land, we've got a whole lot of land)

so stand up and be proud and sing it very loud

we stand out from the crowd, cause Canada's really big