Arrogant Worms - A Man Has Needs lyrics

Baby I wanna tell you all my hopes and dreams and fears

But I'm watching television, could you get me another beer

There's wrestling and pro football on, I hope you understand

I must watch it all for I am a man

And a man has needs

And a man has desires

Eternal fires that burn, burn, burn

And a man he bleeds

And a man he perspires

'Til the stains show on his shirt

I missed our anniversary and the birth of our son

It was beyond my control, my team was on a playoff run

Oh baby, baby, baby, you mean everything to me

But could you move your butt, you're blocking the TV?

Cuz a man has needs

And a man has desires

Eternal fires that burn, burn, burn

And a man he bleeds

And a man he does tire

Gets sleepy and naps on the couch

(Heartfelt speech)

For a man has needs

And a man has desires

Eternal fires that burn. burn, burn

And a man he bleeds

And he shops at Canadian Tire

And he always keeps his coupons

Yes, a man has needs

And a man has desires

Eternal fires that burn, burn, burn

And a man he bleeds

And a man he expires

And he cried when Wayne Gretzky retired