Arrogant Worms - Dog Food Woman lyrics

Watchin' television one afternoon

Lookin' for a movie or a good cartoon

Stopped by a station's commercial break

When suddenly I'm faced with a heartache

The woman of my dreams is plain in view

Sellin' me a can of liver stew

I said dog food (dog food)

Dog food woman

Dog food (dog food)

Dog food woman

Dog food (dog food)

Dog food woman

Dog food (dog food)

Dog food woman

You steal my heart, and you take my soul

Every time I see you fill Fido's bowl

Now I watch TV 20 hours a day

Just to watch your commercials play

If someday your love was in reach

I'd be all yours honey, you could put me on a leash

You love that dog, could you love a man?

I make my own gravy when you show that can

I said dog food (dog food)

Dog food woman

Dog food (dog food)

Dog food woman

Dog food (dog food)

Dog food woman

Dog food (dog food)

Dog food woman

You steal my heart, and you take my soul

Every time I see you fill Fido's bowl

I figure the only way she'll notice me

Is if I buy what she's sellin' on TV

So I stop at the local shopping mall

Head to the pet store and buy it all

Go to the bank and empty my savings

So I can buy more of what Spot is craving

Spent all my money by accident

Can't buy groceries or pay the rent

Got evicted now I live on the street

Crunchy kibble's all I got to eat

My breath is real bad, my tongue's turning black

But I've got a nice shiny coat of hair on my back

I said dog food (dog food)

Dog food woman

Dog food (dog food)

Dog food woman

Dog food (dog food)

Dog food woman

Dog food (dog food)

Dog food woman

You steal my heart, and you take my soul

Every time I see you fill Fido's bowl

(Dogs barking and howling)

Yeah, take it for a walk!

I said dog food (dog food)

Dog food woman

Dog food (dog food)

Dog food woman

Dog food (dog food)

Dog food woman

Dog food (dog food)

Dog food woman

You steal my heart, and you take my soul

Every time I see you fill Fido's bowl