Arctic Monkeys - Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured lyrics

Ask if we can have six in

If not we'll have to have two

Well you're coming up at our end aren't you

So I'll get one with you

Oh, won't he let us have six in

Especially not with the food

He could have just told us no though

He didn't have to be rude

You see her with the green dress

She talked to me at the bar

Well how come it's already two pound fifty

We've only gone about a yard

Didn't you see she were gorgeous

She were beyond belief

But this lad at the side drinking his Smirnoff Ice

Came and paid for her Tropical Reef

But I'm sitting going backwards

And I didn't want to leave

I said it's High Green mate

Via Hillsborough please

Well how funny were that sketch earlier

Up at that taxi rank

Oh no you woulda missed it,

I think it were when you went to the bank

These two lads, squaring up, proper shouting

'I were next in the queue!'

The kind of thing that would seem so silly

But not when they've both had a few

Well calm down, temper, temper

You shouldn't get so annoyed

You're acting like a silly little boy

And they wanted to be men

And do some fighting in the street

(They said) no surrender

No chance of retreat

And so why are we in the taxi?

'Cause I didn't want to leave

I said it's High Green mate

Via Hillsborough please

Drunken plots hatched to jump it, ask around are ya sure?

Went for it but the red light was showing

And the red light indicates doors are secure