Aquabats - Captain Hampton And The Midget Pirates lyrics

Young Jim, as a lad, he looked for adventure, calamity, danger, whatever

was free. So when he turned ten, he

packed his belongings and he left home to find his destiny. Jim just a

boy, who's head full of legends of dungeons

and dragons and pirates and stuff. So that summer he nuck on a schooner

to harpoon tuna and get real buff.

The Captain he said, "There's danger ahead, we need some brave men to

sail and then, we'll find us those pirates,

stop them with violence, to make the ocean safe once again."

Cleaning up the oceans CAPTAIN HAMPTON and his crew. Trouble in

the seven seas, he'll know what

to do. CAPTAIN he hates rubbish to him pirates are just soot. Scallywags

and scurby dogs are crushed under his

foot. CAPTAIN HAMPTON, CAPTAIN HAMPTON, Ahoy, Ahoy. Pillaging the

Pillagers, triumphantly he'll sail

away, hey, hey!

Now, seven weeks into the trip, and Jim was sick to death of being sick.

Some kind of action he wanted as he

searched the seas, for everyday was the same old... stuff. The night he

felt like jumping ship but then he heard a

crash hit the starboard side of the ship and bumped him out of his bunk,

onto his bottom. Our heroes drew their

swords as the MIDGETS swarmed aboard. The PIRATES surprise attack, the

tiny buccaneers caught us by

surprise as we tried to battle back.

La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.

La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.

La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.

La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.

CAPTAIN HAMPTON, CAPTAIN HAMPTON, Ahoy, Ahoy. Pillaging the Pillagers,

triumphantly he ran away!