Animaniacs (Related Recordings) - The Etiquette Song lyrics

Yakko: When you walk into a party

It's a formal universe

DrSns: Ja!

YW+D : So you jump up on your host

And with a kiss say "Hello, Nurse!"

DrSns: No!

Yakko: Remember that good diction

Reflects so well on you

DrSns: Ja!

YW+D : So practice all your vowel sounds

By saying "AEIOUUUUU"

DrSns: No!

Yakko: To use the right utensil's

One of etiquette's demands

DrSns: Uuuuuggghhhh...

YW+D : So we recommend you throw them out

And eat with your hands!

Dot: A salad fork

Yakko : A dinner fork

Wakko: A butter knife

YW+D : A water glass

Dot: A soup spoon

Yakko : A dinner knife

Wakko: A fork for eating pickled bass

YW+D : An oyster fork, dessert spoon, a napkin, and a finger bowl,

A dinner spoon, a salad knife, a bread plate for your dinner roll!

YW+D : We've heard the rules you need to know to make that social climb

But we'd rather spend our energy on having a good time!