Andrew Peterson - Alien Conspiracy (the Cheese Song) lyrics

There is a reason you see

That I'm thicker in the middle

I could blame it on a bad knee

Maybe just a little

I could blame it on my blue jeans

Or that my wife is such a fine chef

My metabolism's changing

But I haven't told you why yet

It's a magical, mysterious

Hispanically ambiguous glaze

What is that white stuff on my nachos?

It's too thin for melted cheese

It's too thick to be just milk

So won't somebody tell me please?

What is that white stuff I'm consuming?

Cause it's so consuming me

Well you know they'll never tell you

Cause then they'd have to kill you

There's a mother load of cheese juice

That they found at machu pichu

At the temple of the Incas

There's fountain flowing cheese dip

Then they smuggled it to Texas

Then they tricked us with the free chips

It's mind control

In a salsa bowl

I'm not even sure I remember how I got here

Well, give me some of that white stuff on my nachos

It's too thin for melted cheese

It's too thick to be just milk

And it's a blonde consistency

What is that white stuff I'm consuming?

Cause it's so consuming me

So this is sorta a love song

It's a kind of confession

As for me you see I'm long gone

So consider this a lesson

They wanna make us into zombies

Lurch into la hacienda

To gobble up the chimichangis

That isn't how you want to end up

But Mexico remembers the Alamo

And the ghost of monte zuma's on the move

It's takin over with the white stuff on my nachos

It's too thin for melted cheese

It's too thick to be just milk

So won't somebody tell me please?

What is that white stuff I'm consuming?

Cause it's so consuming me

What is that white stuff won't somebody tell me please?

What is that white stuff won't somebody tell me please?

What is that white stuff, I don't care just pass the cheese