Anal Cunt - YOU ARE A GOOD FOOD CRITIC lyrics

your last name's weinstein and your first name's jay

you're a food critic and you're fucking gay

you have more hair on your face than you have on your head

pretty soon you'll have a.i.d.s. and you'll be fucking dead

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you are a food critic [x4]

you're old enough-to have bought "let it be" when it was new

you're bald enough-to blind a bird you fucking jew

you're gay enough-to go out with liberace

you're gay enough-you fucking fag

i'm 22,you're 33 and you go to school with me

jay weinstein is a gay bald jew with a beard