Amy Arena - New Religion lyrics

I'm disgusted by these sanctimonious bastards

Who baptize their flock with their fondlings

Masturbation, sodomies and hypocritical vows of chastity and poverty

They're all cold-hearted people

With nothing but murder and hate in their souls

Let me know if you believe in resurrection

The virgin birth

The burning bush

The parting of the sea and all the other garbage

I really wanna know

You see, I have this bridge I'm looking to sell

It's called the Brooklyn Bridge

And I'm looking for a buyer

Maybe you're interested

I will give you a really good deal

'Cause I'm gonna start a new religion

I wanna start a new religion!

I wanna start a new religion!

I don't believe in the old one

I don't believe in the old one...

Do you know how the blessings of your God really add up?

There are annual dues to be paid

The extracted pledges and collection plate too

The services of your priest at a baptism or wedding really cost you

Why do I have to pay for this?

They could get real jobs and pay taxes too

Well I'm not payin' anymore!

'Cause I'm gonna start a new religion

I wanna start a new religion!

I wanna start a new religion!

I don't believe in your heaven

I don't believe in your heaven...

Why should I burn in hell

'Cause I belong to a different religion?

If I'm a good person

Good people shouldn't be excluded!

Just because they haven't been baptized, batmitzvahed

Just be a good person, the best you can

And you won't have to change your religion!

'Cause I'm gonna start a new one

I wanna start a new religion!

I wanna start a new religion!

I'm so tired of the hatred

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