American Pie - (I'm Gonna) Split This Room In Half [Uncl Kracker] lyrics

I know a guy who took too many pills

Now he's got a mansion that sits on a hill

14 million served that's correct

17 cars, 3 cribs, and 2 jets

I came to test to blood, sweat, tears

Persevered for ten long years

10 years, I was there for 8

And I ain't seen a meaner mutha puttin' food on our plate

I've learned to hate, and that's a damn shame

Because I'm gettin' pretty good at this bitch ass game

See, fame ain't the problem, it's broke?­

Pissin' on my dawg cause they're down on their luck

Now you're stuck like a pig in the poke

You know you're makin' him mad, and you're goin' to get choked

Don't you know every dog has a limit

Yo. I'm about to kick somebody's ass in a minute

chorus:

I'm Gonna Split This Room In Half

Why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad

I'm Gonna Split This Room In Half

(I said) Why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad

I'm Gonna Split This Room In Half

Why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad

I'm Gonna Split This Room In Half

(I said) Why'd you have to go and get my dog all mad

Sometimes success leads to stress

Legal roles and dumb (hoes) and death threats

Nat work for network and that works

And people jerk for perks that ain't theirs

And that hurts. You work your whole life

And that still ain't enough

Cause a bunch of punks wanna poach your stuff

That's not your stuff

So don't touch that

And don't make me break with this baseball bat, cause

repeat chorus

You're not playing nice

My dog likes to share

You're goin to get smacked for not playin fair

It's in the air you can feel the tension

We don't take kind to senseless dissension

You bark like a dog. You fight like a dog

You live by your dog. You die by your dog

Now there's a calm before the storm

And I'd hate to be you when it starts to get warm

Clouds are forming. Crowds are swarming

You've had for-warning. Now pray for mourning, cause

repeat chorus (x2)