Ambuscade Undeclinable - About Me lyrics

Chorus------Anywhere i go a fine girl will please me

East to west college girls are easy

This story's kinda funny

it's one about the hunnies

Now Debbi was the girl who used to do it like a bunny

And how about Mona?

Her hips was like a mota

I heard she likes to do it in the back of a Toyota

and then there was Amy

now how can you blame me

she wanted it so bad she offered to pay me

and Vicki gettin Weazy

both a bit sleezy

cause all college girls are just to easy

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Anywhere i go a fly girl will please me

East to west college girls are easy

Anywhere i go a fly girl will please me

East to west college girls are easy

1,2,3,4,5,6,7 days a week the college girls be beggin

to get a guy that sexually performs

so whenever i get horny i go to the dorm

went to the dorm sunday around midnight

i saw a hunny and she gave me an invite

to her room and said that she had been scopin

me in english class and now she was hopin

just to talk (yeah right) but now instead

since we was alone she'd rather get me into bed

I nibbled on her ear and said i hope your in condition

then she got down in a yoga like position

took off her clothes and said her name was Dianna

her chest was bigger than the state of Indiana

she said let's get busy, i don't want to lose ya

and needless to say i knocked it like a Hoosa

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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursay, Friday and weekends

Thats when i'm hangin out with my friends

why just the other night lookin for a party we

went to the house of some girls in a sorority

The music was live and the party was a rock-up

not all the girls were cute but they all had big knockers

well i was just scopin and hopin and glancin

at the college hunnies on the dance floor dancin

thats when i saw the cutie (cutie)

with the little booty (booty)

I introduced myself as Jeff she said her name was Judy

I knew that she adored me but my friends warned me

Judy was the type of girl thats wild and horny

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