Alkaholiks - Only when im drunk lyrics

Intro: Tash, speaking to J-Ro

Yo whassup man, get up man [*urrp* I can't bust man]

Get up nigga, bust [I'm fucked]

Get up you gotta do your verse nigga

[Aight I'll try it] Get up nigga!

Verse One: J-Ro

I get drunk and I stumble to the phone

And conjure up a bitch to bone when I'm alone

OHh shit, tow back, I need to take a piss

Only when I'm drunk I sing a song like this

My grandma and your grandma *urrp*

Sittin by the fire

Hold on, turn the beat off [nah, keep it goin

J-Ro can you make it?] I'm just not knowin

I get drunk and start talkin mo' shit

And when I got a gun in my hand you better get, out

Cause my brain just ain't what it used to be

Forget tryin to raionalize, cover your eyes

Ah d-*urrp*, damn I'm drunk

I need a chunk, no better yet a hunk of that funk

When I get drunk I might act uncouth

But when I get drunk I always tell the truth

Yeah I'm good, I'm bad, I'm dope, I'm freaky fresh

I make hip-hop fans say yes yes

The Liks comin through, you know we gonna blow upop

Hold up, hold up, I think I gotta...

*urrrrrrp* Damn, false alarm

Gettin all the ladies with my cool charm

When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk

Yeah, but only when I'm dr-*urp* drunk

Yeah, let me pass the forty, to my nigga, Tash

Verse Two: Tash, E-Swift

It goes one for the chronic, two for the amnesia

It's the pimp-slap niggy with drinks in the freezer

Bust the one out, two out, [flips] type of rapper

That'd get you our your seat quicker than a car jacker

Slip a Colt for the fever when I'm coolin with my people

Got hoes in East Columus like I'm BIlly Dee Wrinkle

Cause I move like, I'm smooth like I'