Alice Cooper - The Song That Didn Rhyme guitar tab
The Song That Didn't Rhyme
Alice Cooper
The Eyes Of Alice Cooper
Intro/Verse
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Verse 1
Wrote a song
It was wrong
From its very first conception
Seemed I struggle on every line
It wasn't fast
Wasn't pretty
Wasn't serious or witty
The song that didn't rhyme
The band couldn't wing it
The singer couldn't sing it
The drummer's always out of time
The DJ's were offended
My union card suspended
Billboard declared it a crime
Chorus (Strum the cords from the verse and variate a little bit)
The melody blows
In a key that no one could find
The lyrics don't flow
But I can't get it out of my mind
A 3 minute waste of your time
On the song that didn't rhyme
Verse 2
It was bland
It was boring
All the groopies they were snoring
The first time we played it live
All the record guys got fired
The president retired
But somehow the song survived
Chorus
The melody blows
In a key that no one can find
The lyrics don't flow
But I can't get you out of your mind
A 3 minute waste of your time
No redeeming value of any kind
But thanks for the 12.99
On the song that didn't rhyme