Alice Cooper - Department Of Youth lyrics

We're in trouble all the time

You read about us all in the papers

We walk around and bump into walls - a blind delegation

And we ain't afraid of high power

We're bullet proof

And we've never heard of Eisenhower

Missile power, justice or truth

We're the Department of Youth

Your new Department of Youth

We're the Department of Youth

Just me and youth

We talk about this whole stupid world

And still come out laughing

We never make any sense

But hell that never mattered

But we'll make it through our blackest hour

We're living proof

And we've never heard of Billy Sunday

Damon Runyon, manners or couth

We're the Department of Youth

Your new Department of Youth

We're the Department of Youth

Just me and youth

We're the Department of Youth

The new Department of Youth

We're the Department of Youth

We've got the power

We're the Department of Youth

And who gave it to you?

Donny Osmond!

What?!