Alex Spore - Two Left Feet lyrics

If the man with two left feet can't dance,

What about the one with two right hands?

And if the man with two brains ain't a genious,

Then i'll be damned.

If you cross an elephant and a rhino,

What does that get you?

And if you cross a bulldog and a shitzu,

You know what that gets you.

A man stopped me on the street and asked,

'Are you ready for the end?'

Well, i looked at him and said,

'It did not begin.'

If someone married the wicked witch of the west,

What would happen to him?

And if i fought Golieth,

Do you think that i would win?

I'm sorry for all the stupid things i did,

way back then.

Like your Christmas tree,

I'll get you another one at the 5 and 10.

A man stopped me on the street and asked,

'Are you ready for the end?'

Well, i looked at him and said,

'It did not begin.'