Afternoon Delights - General Hospi-Tale lyrics

Lead Vocals: Rebecca Hall Rock it hard, rock it steady Pick yourself up and get yourself ready Wave your arms let me hear you yell We're gonna rap about General Hospi-Tale It started out in Port Charles town Where Frank Smith's mob used to hang around No one could prove that he was a crook Till Luke stole his little black book It had names and numbers all in code So Luke and Laura had to hit the road They had to find the left-handed boy Watch their step, they had to be coy The gold involved was worth so much Others wanted it like Sally and Hutch But there's one thing I must confess Sally was a man who wore a dress Luke kept his cool, he ain't no fool He set them both up cold Well Sally died, Hutch survived And no one got the gold "Paging Dr. Noah Drake to ICU to treat a case of heartbreak" They keep me waiting I don't mind waiting Don't call me crazy No I'm not lazy My day won't go right I can't sleep all night My hands start shaking My knees start aching I just can't cope without my soap General Hospi-Tale General Hospi-Tale Umm, number one General Hospi-Tale You're my worst affliction General Hospi-Tale You're my favorite addiction Monica likes to have her fun That is why she had a son She told Rick he was the dad Soon found out that he'd been had "There's one thing that you can give me that Leslie can't and that's passion" Alan was the father, of course And he won't give Monica a divorce Rick wants to get Leslie back Heather's havin' an insane attack "I'll get Diana Taylor