stagecoach lady, hourglass body 

making things glow in the night 

well, she would if she could, and she'd be good if she would only 

tell her lover she be out tonight 

'cause I'm a bat 

a lonely school boy 

and I'm a rat 

and it's too bad, can't get me none of that! 

Salt Lake City, salt-lickin' bitties 

*** stinkin' of gin 

well my daddy was hard, his face was pretty scarred 

from kickin' ass and playin' poker to win 

it's too bad 

and it's too bad 

can't get me none of that! 

*** lady 

my mama Cady

chivalry was born at her feet 

well she shoulda thought twice 

when pa showed his dice 

*** put my daddy to sleep 

It's too bad 

Lord, it's too bad!