Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal lyrics

Performed by adam sandler and jon

Contributed by chris durkin

Adam: and the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite

Diner.

Waiter: hiwhat can I get you today?

Excited southerner: hihow are you...i was...if you couldtell meif you...eh

The chef saladif itdoes it comeif you come... a la carteif you see the...i

Saw the breakfast menu and theand they got theand the different entrees

With the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials todayand the the and...i'm watching my

Weight...diabeticwith the low sodium...if you could broil...i-i-i-instead

Of friedI yajusthash browns...i wanted to mix the ketchup with the

May-mayonaisemake my own sauceif that'scould bring out a separate

Plate for that with the chickenyour chicken fried steak...the blue plate

Specialdoes that come with the soup of the dayor-

Waiter: I'll come back when you're ready.

Excited southerner: hoooo...