Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal lyrics
Performed by adam sandler and jon
Contributed by chris durkin
Adam: and the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite
Diner.
Waiter: hiwhat can I get you today?
Excited southerner: hihow are you...i was...if you couldtell meif you...eh
The chef saladif itdoes it comeif you come... a la carteif you see the...i
Saw the breakfast menu and theand they got theand the different entrees
With the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials todayand the the and...i'm watching my
Weight...diabeticwith the low sodium...if you could broil...i-i-i-instead
Of friedI yajusthash browns...i wanted to mix the ketchup with the
May-mayonaisemake my own sauceif that'scould bring out a separate
Plate for that with the chickenyour chicken fried steak...the blue plate
Specialdoes that come with the soup of the dayor-
Waiter: I'll come back when you're ready.
Excited southerner: hoooo...