Adam Sandler - Somebody Kill Me lyrics

[spoken]

OkI just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the

Cure a lot.

[sung]

You don't know how much I need you.

While you're near me I don't feel blue.

And when we kiss I know that you need me too.

I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.

But it all was bullshit.

It was a goddam joke.

And when I think of you linda

I hope you fucking choke.

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.

I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.

You left me here all alonetears running constantly.

Oh somebody kill me please

Somebody kill me plee-ase

I'm on my knees

Pretty pretty please kill me.

I want to die.

Put a bullet in my head.

[spoken]

Kid: you're going to the mental institution.