Adam Sandler - Pickin’ Daisies lyrics
Performed by adam sandler, alan covert, and jon rosenberg<br><br>6 what's the matter honey, are you not feeling well? <br>It's okay, momma will take care of you<br>Not really sick, but don't you know I still say I am<br>Dad just mumbles, there goes my girlie son acting up again<br>How could you be my kid<br>Mom knows I'm faking it<br>But she understands what'll happen if I go<br>The last four days<br>The tough guys have been on a roll<br>They show him no mercy<br>Plenty of name calling<br>And pushing my head in the toilet bowl<br>They call him a loser<br>But they won't get their hands on me today<br>'cuz home with momma is where I'm gonna stay<br><br>We're pickin' daisies<br>Who cares about them anyway<br>Pickin' daisies<br>They'll all be working for you someday<br>Pickin' daisies<br>They're just jealous of you<br>Pickin' daisies<br>Next year you'll go to private school<br><br>Can't play sports or games<br>I'm only really good at reading<br>He can't catch a football<br>Apparently that's not too cool<br>That's why my nose is usually bleeding<br>Plus they give him fat lips<br>At this time yesterday, my underwear was over my head<br>But I'll be safe today, I know 'cuz momma said<br><br>We're pickin' daisies<br>Who really cares what they think<br>Pickin' daisies<br>You should talk about it with your shrink<br>Pickin' daisies<br>They'll all end up in jail<br>Pickin' daisies<br>Marshall's is having a sale<br><br>I know tommorrow it'll all start up again<br>He'll be greeted with a head-lock<br>And all I can do is sit and pray for the weekend<br>But I know when I'm older<br>I'll look back and laugh<br>At all those kids who pulled my pants down<br>And took that photograph<br>'cuz we'll be through with kickball<br>We'll all be weak and slow<br>But I will be the only one<br>With a magic place to go<br><br>Pickin' daisies<br>You're better off in the end<br>Pickin' daisies<br>Who cares, I'll be your friend<br>Pickin' daisies<br>You can always count on me<br>Pickin' daisies<br>I made you some iced tea<br>Pickin' daisies<br>Dasies<br>Pickin' daisies<br>Dasies<br>Pickin' daisies<br>Dasies<br>Pickin' daisies<br>Dasies<br>Pickin' daisies<br>You are too very handsome, just not in a traditional way<br>When I was a kid, we didn't have video games, we had pinball, but I could learn<br>Well, they're just upset that they don't have earmuffs<br>You can come to aerobics class with me and wathc, all the ladies love you<br>Who needs brand name shirts? yours is the same thing without a fancy tag<br>Why don't you go to sleep? and when you wake up, then I'll play you the eddie fisher record
