Adam Sandler - Moyda lyrics

Performed by adam sandler, allen covert, and jon rosenburg<br><br>Schnine<br>He's a pretty good guy<br>He's nice to his neighbors<br>You can count on him to buy your school candy bars<br>He's a real nic guy<br>He's always got the jumper cables<br>He'll take your mail in when you're on vacation<br>He's a good-hearted man<br>Volunteers at the library<br>He'll help you find a book on whales<br>He's a thoughtfull man<br>Rememers your birthday<br>Says God bless you when you sneeze<br><br>But there's a problem<br>It's not your average problem<br>But it's a pretty big problem<br>His hobby is moyda<br>His hobby is moyda<br>He'll eat a hamboyga<br>Then commit moyda<br><br>He's a friendly guy<br>He waves to all the joggers<br>Children use his backyard as a short-cut<br>He's a real sweet guy<br>He always recycles<br>Referees the junior high basketball for no pay<br>He's a great, great man<br>He'll sign your petition<br>Then proceed to compliment your new haircut<br><br>But there's a problem<br>It's not your average problem<br>But it's a pretty big problem<br>His hobby is moyda<br>His hobby is moyda<br>South of the boyda<br>He's wanted for moyda<br><br>Here he comes<br>Hey larry, how ya doing? <br>How's the garden coming? <br>You know, it's interesting<br>I just read at the library<br>That you need to rotate the soil<br>To get real plump, read tomatoes<br>Oh, and one more thing<br>My hobby is moyda<br>Two, three, four<br>I'm a sick man<br>My hobby is moyda<br>My hobby is moyda<br>I'll eat a hamboyga<br>Then commit moyda<br><br>[chanting]<br>I never loiter<br>After committing the doity deed of moyda<br>Only sigmund freuda<br>Knows why I cannot and will not stop committing moyda<br>Murder, murder, murder, murder, murder