Adam Sandler - Medium Pace guitar tab

this is kind of disgusting, but very funny...

C

Put your arms around me babe,

G

Can't you see I need you so?

F

Hold me close against your skin,

G*

'Cause I'm about to begin

C Csus4 C

Lovin' you.

C

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace.

G

Play with my balls and tell me how big they are.

F

Honey rub your beaver up and down my face.

G* C Csus4 C

Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off.

C

You see that shampoo bottle? Now, stick it up my ass.

G

Push it in and out at a medium pace.

F

Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was.

G* C Am

Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face.

F G C Em Am

Darling, make me push my dick and balls back between my legs.

G F

Call me an ugly woman and take my picture to show all the people

G

you work with.

C

Now pull up my scrotum and take that shampoo bottle out of my ass.

G

Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off.

F

Strap on a dildo and make me give you head.

G* C

Now tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace.

C

I feel so humiliated. I'm about to blow my load.

G

You tell it's time to make love but I can't 'cuz I spewed all over myself.

F G

Then you look into my eyes, then you realize

C G Am Em

How much I enjoy loving you. oh.

F

I'm so sorry I spunked all over my stomach.

G C Am G C

Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you.