Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler - Cordurory Blues lyrics

Performed by adam sandler<br><br>When I was a boy<br>There was no limit to what I could eat<br>Shake after shake after shake after shake<br>Followed by all kinds of red meat<br>Metabolism runnin' around so fast<br>My body never gained to weight<br>That pissed off all my momma's friends<br>And made my big-boned sister irate<br>But now I'm a man<br>And all that frolicking has caused my ego to hurt<br>'cause even when I'm in the shower alone<br>I'm to embarrased to remove my shirt<br><br>What made a millionaire out of mr. frito-lay<br>Made a fat mother fucker outta me<br>What made a millionaire out of mr. frito-lay<br>Made a fat mother fucker outta me<br>And all them cookies I been munching lately<br>My feets are becoming difficult to see<br><br>I believe it was my daddy<br>Who led me to this eating disease<br>By calling me the little candy ass<br>When I couldn't finish a burger with cheese<br>Or maybe it was my momma<br>Who got me addicted to all the wrong foods<br>Only when I gobbled down every chicken cutlet<br>Would I get to see momma's good moods<br>They said eat this, they said eat that<br>To stay skinny there was no chance<br>And now when I walk I hear corduroy<br>Even though I ain't wearing pants<br><br>What made a millionaire out of mr. frito-lay<br>You fat fuck, you fat fuck<br>Made a fat mother fucker outta me<br>What made a millionaire out of mr. frito-lay<br>You fat fuck, you fat fuck<br>Made a fat mother fucker outta me<br>And all that ice cream I been eating lately<br>My chins alone weight 203<br><br>The diet starts tomorrow!<br>I have a grapefruit for breakfast<br>For lunch a bown of white rice<br>Dinnertime it's a saltless potato<br>I ain't allowed no spice<br>If this diet's gonna work<br>Tonight I can't eat no more<br>Just go to sleep, I say to myself<br>As I close the bedroom door<br>Two in the morning, I wake up to piss<br>My belly's hungry and achin'<br>Tiptoe to the kitchen, fuck the diet<br>Bring on the chips flavored with bacon<br><br>What made a millionaire out of mr. frito-lay<br>Made a fat mother fucker outta me<br>What made a millionaire out of mr. frito-lay<br>Made a fat mother fucker outta me<br>And all them crumb-cakes I been eating lately

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