Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal’s Big Day lyrics

Performed by adam sandler<br><br>[speaking through a microphone]<br>Good morning students and faculty, if I could have your attention please. as you may, or may not know, principal cambell will not be here for the rest of the week due to a throat infection<br>Ving me, assistant principal dunbar, as the school's lone administrator for the next few days.<br><br>Though the policies set forth by principal cambell will remain the same, there will be some additional regulations you must also follow.<br><br>Number one - smoking outside the administration building will only be allowed during lunch periods.<br><br>Number two - the girls' showering facilities will be moved from the locker room into my inner office where I can watch the girls wash their breasts and buttocks while I play with myself.&q<br>Br><br><br>Number three - while showering, none of the girls will be allowed to snicker or laugh at the size of my genitalia. eye contact with me is also prohibited.<br><br>Number four - girls are encouraged to wash each other freely as I build towards orgasm.<br><br>Number five - while I am ejaculating, the boys gymnastic team must undress each other spread eagle in front of me and satify each other orally until I have completed ejaculating.<br><br>Finally, rule number six - any student caught writing grafitti or defacing school property will be automatically suspended, unless they are masturbating.<br><br>If you have any questions about these new regulations, I will be in my office spanking it with a thumb up my ass.<br><br>Good day