Adam Sandler - The Chanuka Song lyrics

Performed by adam sandler<br><br>Okay...<br>This is a song that uhh..<br>There's a lot of christmas songs out there and uhh..<br>Not too many chanukah songs.<br>So uhh..<br>I wrote a song for all those nice little jewish kids who don't get to hear any chanukah songs.<br>Here we go...<br><br>Put on your yarmulke<br>Here comes chanukah<br>So much funukah<br>To celebrate chanukah<br>Chanukah is the festival of lights<br>Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights<br><br>When you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas tree<br>Here's a list of people who are jewish just like you and me<br>David lee roth lights the menorah<br>So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah<br><br>Guess who eats together at the carnegie deli<br>Bowser from sha na na and arthur fonzerelli<br>Paul newman's half jewish, goldie hawn's half too<br>Put them together, what a fine lookin' jew<br><br>You don't need deck the halls or jingle bell rock<br>'cause you can spin a dreidel with captain kirk and mr. spock- both jewish<br><br>Put on your yarmulke<br>It's time for chanukah<br>The owner of the seattle supersonicahs<br>Celebrates chanukah<br><br>O.j. simpson, not a jew<br>But guess who is? hall of famer rod carew- he converted<br>We got ann landers and her sister dear abby<br>Harrison ford's a quarter jewish- not too shabby<br><br>Some people think that ebenezer scrooge is<br>Well he's not, but guess who is<br>All three stooges<br>So many jews are in showbiz<br>Tom cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is<br><br>Tell your friend veronica<br>It's time to celebrate chanukah<br>I hope I get a harmonicah<br>Oh this lovely, lovely chanukah<br>So drink your gin and tonicah<br>And smoke your marijuanikah<br>If you really, really wannakah<br>Have a happy, happy, happy, happy chanukah<br>Happy chanukah