Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler - Teenage Love on The Phone lyrics

Performed by adam sandler and allen covert<br><br>Richie: so ya doin' good? <br>Samantha: ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you? <br>Richie: how good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours.<br>Samantha: ohhh, richie. hey richie, my dad's down the hall, and he doesn't want me on the phone. so if I hang up on you, it's just because he's coming.<br>Richie: ok. so look, uh, do you wanna meet at the spring fling dance thi...<br>[she hangs up phone]<br><br>[phone rings]<br>Richie: hello? <br>Samantha: sorry, I thought he was coming.<br>Richie: that's ok. so, about the dance. do you wanna meet<br>Samantha: umm, well my brother gets the car on friday nights.<br>Richie: well that's ok, I'll come by and get you. lets say around...<br>[she hangs up phone]<br>Richie: come on..<br><br>[phone rings]<br>Richie: hey.<br>Samantha: sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom.<br>Richie: that's ok. well look, uh.. what was I saying? oh yeah, should I pick you up at like seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin..<br>[she hangs up the phone again]<br>Richie: give me a break...<br><br>[phone rings]<br>Richie: hello.<br>Samantha: sorry. it was just my dog.<br>Richie: hey, what's your dad's problem anyways!? why can't we talk? <br>Samantha: he just thinks I'm on the phone too much. oh my god, uh, I gotta go.<br>Richie: don't hang up!<br>Samantha: richie, I can't talk!<br>Richie: no, I'm sick of this! put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk to him.<br>Samantha: it's not my dad.<br>Richie: what? well, who's there? why can't you talk? <br>Samantha: uh, just look richie, someone is here.<br>Richie: who's there? is it a guy!? <br>Samantha: richie!<br>Richie: I knew it! I'll kill him! put him on the phone!<br>Samantha: oh.. it's just.. hold on.<br><br>[hands phone to guy]<br>Richie: hey man! what the hell are you doing there!? samantha's my girl!<br>You'd better stay away from her or I'll make you wish you were never born!<br>Buffoon: fuckin' shit!<br>Richie: yeah, fuckin' shit is right buddy! don't think I'm kidding around, man! I'm crazy! I'll smash your head in! I swear to god!<br>Buffoon: one time I saw my grandmother in the shower. her bush starts above her belly button.<br>Richie: yeah, well that's too bad! but I'm still gonna come over there and beat your face in!<br>[richie slams down phone]<br><br>Samantha: what happened? was he mad? <br>Buffoon: my neighbor's dog has a four inch clit!<br>Samantha: oh buffoon, you're the coolest. [whispering] I love you...

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