Adam Sandler - Bad Boyfriend lyrics

Performed by adam sandler<br><br>Why don't you pick up after your done? <br>I'm not your slave<br>I'm not your mother<br>I'm not your maid<br>I mean I've got a life too<br>So fuck you!<br><br>Why can't you be nicer to my friend? <br>They're gonna be here soon<br>Last time they were here<br>You just sat in the bedroom<br>Friday you went out with your fat friend lou<br>Fuck you!<br><br>Why don't you ever ask about my chinese cooking class? <br>I only took it 'cause you like moo shu<br>Fuck you!<br><br>I'm sorry honey, about the way I've been acting lately<br>Fuck you!<br><br>Don't be like that, we'll visit your mom when I get some time off<br>Fuck you!<br><br>I had the beer at work, for god's sake<br>Fuck you!<br><br>By the way, would it be cool to go golfing tommorrow? <br>Fuck you!<br><br>I was just kidding, I wanna hang out with you<br>Why don't you ever take me to a play? <br>Or a museum? <br>There's an art gallery two blocks away<br>And we've never been there<br>We always do what you wanna do<br>Fuck you!<br><br>You didn't notice<br>I got new throw pillows for the sofa<br>You didn't notice I had the kitched painted blue<br>Why don't you notice all those guys looking at me? <br>You take me for granted<br>Do you know there's a guy at work that always asks me out to lunch? <br>I always try to look my best and you should too<br>Fuck you!<br><br>Why won't I ever get out of this relationship? <br>You're such a jerk<br>The only thing you do right is<br>Tell me that you love me<br>Well, I guess I love you too<br>But fuck you!<br>Seriously