Adam Green - CHOKE ON A COCK lyrics

I did not ask for a lot this year

Every single day

Looking for an answer to the words you say

Never got to meet the President

Never got to shake his squirly hand

Oh, don't you know the President

Is out for tea with Tony Blair

He won't be back for hours maybe, homeboy

I'd be so happy if I got to meet George Bush

He's like an angel when Rebecca hears me calling

I would dance on NBC and say

'George Bush shook hands with me'

Then I'd go and choke on a cock

And Guinevere would find me leaving home

And Johnny Depp would call me on the phone

And Johnny Depp would call me on the phone, I know

I'd be the greatest singer on the radio

Leaning on the raging river flats

Sliding off a single blade of grass

Oh, don't you know the A.D.A.

Is brushing teeth with Johnny J

They won't be smashing flowers, meet me no more

I'd be so happy if I bid it all on you

And never answer when Rebecca asks me questions

I'd lay down to some degree

And say John Stern locked lips with me

And then I'd go and choke

For then I'd go and choke

For then I'd go and choke on a cock