Adam And Andrew - Sluttier Younger lyrics

There are few things less appealing than you

A preteen girl that dresses like a prostitute

You want to act like Britney well thats a mistake

You want to look like divas but divas are skanks

Dating cooler older guys in high school grades

If they were really that cool theyd get girls their own age

But they cant, so their on a cradle crusade

Cause statutory rapes the coolest way to get laid

They dont want there bodies to be covered

Cause girls are getting sluttier younger

There too young to be talking about sex

And losing their virginity at recess

Buying push up bras you have to stuff to fill in

And giving hand jobs on the bus during school field trips

During dances moving like a tramp is your goal

And to wear revealing clothes when you have nothing to show

Christina or Paris who do you idolize more

While looking for a thong in a childrens size four

Getting good grades is not what youre dreaming of

Youd rather go on MTV and show them your nubs.

That cant handle the pressure their under

So girls are getting sluttier younger

I wish those jr highers would stop

Wearing shorts that barely cover their crotch

Youre 12, mature enough to start smoking weed

Wasnt it just last week you were watching Disney

Now its The 101 Hottest Whores On E!

So you can take notes on how to act like Tara Reid

Step 1: get drunk and act real dumb

Step 2: common sense makes life less fun

Step 3: The best way to get accepted

Is to put out and become anorexic.

I dont understand so I wonder

Why girls are getting sluttier younger

They take their childhood and discard it

Are they naïve or just retarted, I dont know