Aaron Watson - IF YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE guitar chord

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Well I'm trying not to panic

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But I'm gettin' all romantic

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Gettin' soft with everything I say and do

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I'm talkin' hours on the phone

E

Puttin' on that sweet cologne

B A E

I'm even putting down the toilet seat for you

Oh wait a minute it gets worse

I found myself holding your purse

Waiting outside that bra and pantie store

My boss' wife walked by

She spotted me and told me hi

And I knew then

I was in for it for sure

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Now all the boys down at the shop know

E

And they sure do find it funny

A

They say you've changed my ways

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And that you're spending all my money

(Chorus)

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Honey if you're not in love

A B

If you're not in love

A E

If you're not in love

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Oh if you're not in love...

Well I'm in a whole lot of trouble

I get this lump in my throat

I think I sold my boat

So I could buy that diamond ring for you

Now I'm hopin' and I'm wishin'

That since I can't go fishin'

You don't make me sell my golf clubs too

Now all the boys down at the shop know

And they laughed until I cried

I told them If I mess this up

My mamma's gonna tear my hide

(Chorus)

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I gave up that can of snuff

E

No more NASCAR on TV

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Honey If that ain't enough

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This may be the death of me

(Chorus)