AARDVARKS - THE PRETZEL STORE lyrics

Music & Lyrics By:Laurie Berkner

So I went down to the pretzel store

'Cause I wanted to buy one or two more

Let me tell you all about those crazy shapes

Twisty, curvy, holey, and straight

But I don't want to eat pretzels today

'Cause these tricky pretzels turned into birds

And flew away

Everyday

They flew away

Oh, those tricky pretzels

So I went back to the pretzel store

'Cause I wanted to buy one or two more

Let me tell you all about that yummy flavory

Salty, sweet, and a little bit savory

But I don't want to eat pretzels today

'Cause these tricky pretzels turned into rainbow fish

And swam away

Everyday

They swam away

Oh, those tricky pretzels

So I went back to the pretzel store

'Cause I wanted to buy one or two more

Let me tell you all about those favorite toppings

Chocolate dipped and honey whipped

But I don't want to eat pretzels today

'Cause these tricky pretzels turned into horses

And galloped away

Everyday

They galloped away

Oh, those tricky pretzels

"Neigh!"

So I went back to the pretzel store

'Cause I love pretzels

I love pretzels (Hey, come back here, pretzels!)

I love pretzels (Where are you going, pretzels?)

I love pretzels (Oh, well, I guess I'll eat some chips.)

I love pretzels