A Few Loose Screws - Girl In My Pocket lyrics

I've got a shirt with a pocket by

My heart

It used to be empty, o' so empty

But my girl's taken up residence there

So she'll never have to leave

O' I've got a girl in my pocket

With a miniature sawzall and a little

Piece of shrimp

Whoa can you tell how much I love her

I think I'll keep her there forever

In my pocket she eats, in my

Pocket she sleeps

She peeks out when I'm walking down

The street

She may be smaller than the

Tiniest mouse

But her heart is bigger than the

Gigantic house

Whoa-oh-oh I've got a girl in

My pocket

With a miniature sawzall and a little

Piece o' shrimp

Oh-oh-oh can you tell how much I

Love her

I think I'll keep her there forever